Free-Range Chickens by Simon Rich

Author:Simon Rich
Language: eng
Format: epub, azw3, mobi
ISBN: 9781588367327
Publisher: Random House Publishing Group
Published: 2008-08-26T04:00:00+00:00

The official rules of boxing

Here is a list of what is legal and illegal in boxing according to the official rules.

Hitting someone in the leg: illegal

Hitting a man in the ears, neck, and face as hard as you can, over and over again, for forty minutes straight: legal

Elbowing someone in the stomach: illegal

Hitting someone so hard in the head that part of his brain dies: legal

Grabbing someone’s gloves to stop him from hitting you in the face for a few seconds so you can take a breath and think things over like a reasonable person: illegal

Punching someone so hard in the eyes that blood shoots out of his eyes, ears, and mouth and he dies right there in the ring: legal

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